Don't Cross a Bitch

Delightful Cross Stitch Patterns Created With Questionable Taste

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Fighting Evil, Winning Love

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Spooky Cute Ghosts

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I Only Accept Apologies in Cash

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I Love to Cry at the Office

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Come Back With a Warrant

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Hellmo is Fine

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🐈‍⬛The best puns are cat puns! Plus, I'll take any excuse to post photos of my sweet baby cat, Holly🐈

🌙I liked the art I did for my dream job pattern so much I rejigged it into this cute moon with a hanging star ornament. I think the tiny backstitch bow really makes it. ⭐️

✨️A fun fact about me is that no one remembers even vaguely the time of day I was born, so I'm gonna use these as my Big 3 from now on.🌙

#artvsartist2025 time! I did stitch more this year than last, which I'm pleased about. Helps to be not depressed about being unemployed for a chunk of the year like in 2024. I also worked on pushing my skills with pixel art, working with more complex illustrations. This year I want to continue making silly, cute, and tongue-in-cheek patterns, but I also have had some ideas for some large scale pieces that I want to seriously work on this year. (It'll involve cats, because of course it will) I'll be a real pro at pixel art then 🥰 maybe I'll even post more this year too 😂

🌙My biggest dream is that one day, this capitalist hellscape will come to an end, so I can stay home with my cat and cross stitch all day⭐️

🫠I dunno about anyone else, but I've been feeling all these things constantly, all at the same time.😊

✨️ Make it count? No, I only make it cunt. 💅

I want to lay down and become one with the mushrooms. 🍄

🎀 Put a bow on it! And by it, I mean my hair 💖

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